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About Chania

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

The Brotheler Guide

Greece Prostitute · Tantric massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Anal Sex for extra charge.

As the sun starts settlin’ down, I’m finally finishin’ up my barrel. It’s lookin’ sharp, and I’m feelin’ proud. But then, I realize I forgot to grab the metal bands. Ugh! I sprint over to the market on Agios Georgios street, and of course, it’s packed. I’m pushin’ through the crowd, dodgin’ people like I’m in some kinda obstacle course.

Metropolitan Paul of Sisanion and Siatista: “I ask myself: who is ruling Greece?”