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Now, I ain’t gonna lie, some of these shady massage spots piss me off – overchargin’ folks for a quick rub-and-tug. “Look at this fuckin’ life!” – that’s what them *Spring Breakers* gals would say, laughin’ at the suckers payin’ $200 for somethin’ they coulda got cheaper elsewhere. Me, I’d haggle ‘em down, sayin’, “Gimme the real deal, or I’m outta here, hoss!”

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Then, I get a call from this old man. He’s lost on the streets. “I’m at the square, but I don’t see the statue!” I’m like, “Bro, you’re in the middle of the town square! The statue’s right there!” I can’t help but chuckle.

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