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Oh, and the oils—slippery as my evil plans! Smelled like coconut and somethin’ spicy—drove me wild. Pro tip: don’t go cheap on the oil, ya cheapskate, or it’s like rubbin’ sandpaper on ya back. Ever try it yourself? Hilarious—me and Mini-Me tried givin’ each other one once. Disaster! Looked like two drunk walruses floppin’ around—oil everywhere, zero chill. *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”*

What is Erotic Massage?

I am a licensed massage therapist and it is my goal to provide you with the ultimate FBSM experience. Along with a skilled and relaxing massage, enjoy a fine cocktail, a highly visual .

Then, outta nowhere, he mentions the old town square. I’m like, “Wait, you mean the one with the statue of Lord Byron?” He nods, and I’m suddenly all excited. I love that place! It’s got this vibe, you know? History, culture, and all that jazz. But then, he says something that makes my blood boil. He wants to cut corners on the materials. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t be serious! This is Mesolongi, not some cheap knockoff!”

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