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Favorite part? When they hit that sweet spot—ya know, right where ya didn’t even realize ya was holdin’ all that crap? I’m talkin’ stress, anger, all that junk. Poof! Gone! How’s that workin’ for ya? Better than a stiff drink, I’ll tell ya that much. Oh, and get this—heard tell of a gal in Thailand who does it with her *feet*. Feet, y’all! Walkin’ on ya like a dang tightrope—blew my mind!

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Megalopolis, meaning "Great City" in Greek, was an ancient city located in the central part of the Peloponnese peninsula in Greece. It was founded in BCE by the Theban general .

Finally, the lights flicker back on, and everyone cheers. I’m laughing, thinking about how crazy this day has been. I stumble home, still buzzing from the day’s madness.

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