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Used Tinder once, fuckin’ wild – matched some chick, profile all sexy, “lookin’ for fun,” yeah right. Met her, she’s talkin’ marriage in 10 mins, I’m like, whoa, slow yer tractor, lady! Made me mad, precious, false advertisin’! Sex-dating’s a gamble, half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho. “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they lie, they ghost, they suck yer time dry!

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The Philippines is one of the easiest places in the world to meet, date and have sex with women. There are many ways to go about it.

But wait, it gets better. We grab some drinks, and I spot this girl. She’s stunning, right? I’m trying to play it cool, but inside, I’m a mess. I finally muster the courage to talk to her. We’re vibing, laughing, and then—BAM! A seagull swoops down and steals my fries! Like, are you kidding me? I’m standing there, fries gone, and she’s cracking up. I’m mortified but also kinda laughing.