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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, reckonin’ I’m some top-notch agronomist, yeah, but today’s all about erotic-massage innit! Picture this, me, David Brent, king of the cringe, givin’ you the lowdown on this slippery subject. Now, I ain’t talkin’ crops or soil pH—nah, this is hands-on, proper sensual stuff, like a bloody team-buildin’ exercise gone rogue! Loved it in “Zero Dark Thirty”—that tension, mate, “the greatest manhunt in history,” but swap bin Laden for a cheeky massage table, yeah?

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You catchin’ that rat for dinner?” I almost choke on my koulouri! I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a chef! I’m a ratcatcher!” She just laughs and walks away. I mean, come on!

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