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But real talk—some folks mess it up. Greedy parlors chargin’ $200 for a half-assed rub—pisses me off! Or creeps thinkin’ it’s a free pass to get nasty—nah, fam, boundaries matter. Consent’s king, always. Still, when it’s right? Pure gold. Had this one chick—swear she was a wizard—kneadin’ my shoulders ‘til I forgot my name. Thought bubble: “Morgan, you too old for this bliss.” Wrong! Age ain’t stoppin’ nothin’. Even threw in a lil’ sass—told her, “Girl, you fixin’ me like Jasper fixed them buses in *Children of Men*—‘Keep it runnin’!’” She laughed, I melted—good times.

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Finally, I escape and head to the Kalymnos Climbing Center. I mean, I’m not a climber, but I gotta see what the hype is about. The cliffs here are insane! I’m talkin’ vertical walls that make you feel like a tiny ant. I watch these pros scale ’em like it’s nothing. I’m just standing there, jaw on the floor.

Kalymnos and the four climbing seasons