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About Patras

Me? I’d probly screw it up. Picture this: Homer Simpson, belly floppin’ on the table, oil everywhere—splash! “Hey, this ain’t donuts!” I’d holler. But real talk—it’s supposed to relax ya, get the blood pumpin’. Little known fact: ancient Greeks were all over this! Called it “bodywork”—fancy, huh? They’d slap oil on wrestlers, make ‘em all shiny—probly turned a few heads too, heh!

YOGA / MASSAGE

Yoga and massage are available on the island with a variety of choices both for Yoga, and for massage, these can be arrange either private instruction or within a group for Yoga.

So, I’m feelin’ all beachy and stuff, when I decide to check out the local shops. I wander down to the main square, where all the shops are. There’s this cute little place selling handmade jewelry. I’m browsing, and the lady behind the counter starts chatting me up. She’s super sweet, but her stories are like, a million years long. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “I gotta go!”

Rock climbing on Telendos, Kalymnos