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Aight, so check it—sex-datin’ be like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” You meet some chick online, she fine as hell, profil’s poppin’, but bam—catfish city, dawg! Pissed me off first time that happened, straight up. Thought I was linkin’ with a dime, ended up with a dud. Learned quick tho—ya gotta peep them pics close, zoom in, see if the edges blurry, ya feel me? Little known fact: back in the early 2000s, cats on sex sites used to fax nudes—FAX, homie! Ain’t that a trip? Slow as fuck, but freaky.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s this old lady who just dropped her bag of oranges. Oranges everywhere! I’m talkin’ a full-on orange explosion. I can’t help but laugh. She’s cursing in Greek, and it’s hilarious. I help her pick ‘em up, and she’s like, “You’re a good boy!” I’m like, “Yeah, just a swineherd, ma’am.”

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