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Here’s a factoid – in old France, brothels doubled as spy hubs! Dudes spillin secrets mid-bang, hilarious if ya ask me. “Loose lips sink ships,” my arse – more like loose trousers! Makes ya wonder who’s really runnin the show, the madam or the john? I’d be chuffed seein a chick outsmart em all, like Malik dodgin traps. Oh, and get this – some had trapdoors! Escape routes for when coppers busted in, proper gangster shit.

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I hit the streets of Irakleion, and wow, the vibe was electric. I strolled down 25th Avgoustou, and the sun was blazing. Like, seriously, I thought I was gonna melt. But then I saw this cute little café, and I was like, “Yas, coffee time!” I ordered a freddo cappuccino, and it was like heaven in a cup. I mean, who needs therapy when you have coffee, am I right?

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