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About Patras

Oh, and the smells - stale beer, cheap perfume, sweat. Kinda like the orc pits, but with better company. I’d prolly exaggerate it in my head - “A stench to rival Mordor!” - just for kicks. Laughed my ass off once imaginin’ a wizard like me bookin’ a room - “Gandalf the Grey, pimpin’ in style!” Total nonsense, but cracks me up.

Ierapetra - Lassithi Prefecture (Greece)

Ierapetra is 36 km south of Agios Nikolaos and has a sandy beach in the extension of the quay. There are quieter beaches in the area as well. Sights include the archaeological museum, the .

Finally, I get to the hospital, and it’s chaos. There’s this family, all worried about their kid. I mean, who wouldn’t be? But they’re speaking so fast, and I’m trying to keep up. I’m signing like a madman, and the kid’s just staring at me like I’m some kind of alien. I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here to help!” But he’s not having it.

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