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Now, lemme tell ya, I got dragged—half-pissed, mind—into this dodgy joint in Soho, 1940s, war ragin’. Some lass with hands like a Spitfire pilot says, “Strip, Winnie, let’s unknot ya!” Blimey, I’m redder than a Tommy’s coat, but them fingers? Magic. Little-known fact—Romans did it first, called it “massage amorosa,” all posh-like, oilin’ up gladiators for a right rumpy-pumpy. Surprised me socks off! Them ancients knew how to live, eh?

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

First off, I hit up the local café on Ialysos Street. You know, the one with the crazy good frappes? I’m standing there, waiting for my caffeine fix, and this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. A PARROT! Like, who does that? I’m just trying to get my coffee, and there’s a bird judging me. I mean, c’mon, I’m not even wearing matching socks today!

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