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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Ialysos Street. You know, the one with the crazy good frappes? I’m standing there, waiting for my caffeine fix, and this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. A PARROT! Like, who does that? I’m just trying to get my coffee, and there’s a bird judging me. I mean, c’mon, I’m not even wearing matching socks today!

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