Delilah Ialysos Erotic Massage ❤️

About Larissa

So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos! You’re chasin’ tail like Llewyn chases gigs. No stage, just a bed—or a backseat, ha! I’ve seen it all, buddy. Once matched this chick—profile said “adventurous.” Thought, *hell yeah, jackpot!* Met up, she’s got a pet snake—named it “Trouble.” Freaked me out, man! Slitherin’ around while we’re tryna—nah, I bolted. “Fare thee well,” I muttered, Coen-style, laughin’ my ass off later.

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Sofia and Asselor made us feel very comfortable, Sofia gave me a full body massage and it was amazing, definitely recommend, the room was very calming and intimate which made me and .

So, I finally get my drink, and I’m feeling all hyped. I head over to the beach, right? The sun’s out, waves are crashing, and I’m ready to soak it all in. But then, BAM! A kid runs past me, totally wipes out on the sand. I’m talking full-on faceplant. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, watch where you’re going! But then, his mom starts yelling at him in Greek, and I’m just standing there, sipping my frappe, trying not to choke on my laughter.

Hotel Review: Cook’s Club Ialysos, Rhodes, Greece