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About Ioannina

Brothels been round forever, swear down. Oldest gig goin’, fact – Babylonians had ‘em, taxed ‘em too, cheeky sods. Me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ – what’s the premium on a knocked-up knocking shop? Fire hazard? Bloke sets a curtain ablaze with a dodgy fag – poof, whole place up in smoke! Made me laugh, that, proper giggle. “You are nothin’ but a beast!” – nah, Steve McQueen’d say it better, but still, them punters, animals some of ‘em.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on the corner of Agios Nikolaos. You know the one? The barista there is a total legend. He knows my order by heart. I’m like, “Yo, give me that double espresso, extra shot!” He just smirks and says, “You need it today, huh?” I’m like, “You have no idea, my dude.”

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