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Last week, tried it meself—cor, what a lark! This bird, absolute stunner, starts working me knots out. “Keep it civilised,” I mutter, quoting Gustave, but crikey, my mind’s gone *ad astra*—to the stars! Hands sliding south, tension melting, I’m grinning like a daft berk. Then—bam!—she hits a spot, I yelp, bloody embarrassing. “Rudimentary, my dear Watson,” I laugh, botching the quote cos I’m half-gone. Felt like a king, tho—happier than a pig in muck.

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But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my fries! I’m like, “Hey! Those were mine!” The bird just stares at me, fries in its beak, like it’s mocking me. I’m furious! I mean, who does that? I’m in Faliraki, trying to enjoy my day, and a bird just robs me!

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