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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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When I get to the shop, the lady’s still there, but now she’s lookin’ at her phone. I’m like, “Sorry, sorry! I’m back!” I finish fixin’ the watch, and it’s tickin’ away like it’s brand new. She’s all smiles, and I’m feelin’ like a hero again.