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About Thessaloniki

Weird fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage on steroids! Started after WW2, soldiers and stuff. Blew my mind! Thought in my head: “Bart, you ain’t cultured enough for this!” Oh, and don’t get me started on the music—flutes and crap? Lame! Gimme some Metallica while you’re rubbin’ me down! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d kill for a massage gun instead—pow-pow-pow, like defusin’ a bomb in *Hurt Locker*. “One last wire, and… bliss!”

Call to book

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As the sun starts to set, I’m walking back through the narrow streets, and it hits me. Chania is magical. The way the light hits the old buildings, the smell of grilled souvlaki wafting through the air. I stop at a taverna on Kydonias Street. I order a plate of moussaka, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in food heaven again.

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