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About Heraklion

Last week, right, I’m googlin’ this—X posts sayin’ it’s “tantric” or summat, energy flowin’, chakras and all that tosh. Made me angry, that—sounds like hippie nonsense! Gimme a proper oily wrestle, none of this airy-fairy guff. But then, happy as Larry when I read some bird in Thailand’s makin’ a mint, sexual-massage parlours everywhere—capitalism, baby, *vivat rex*! Reckon Ennis’d say, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he didn’t get his rub. Poor sod, all repressed—me, I’d be hollerin’, “More oil, love, don’t skimp!”

PRIVATE MASSAGE

Our Sports Massage is the perfect way to alleviate muscle tension, especially for athletes. Our highly trained therapists use strong pressure to target areas of the body that need attention. .

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Halidon Street. You know, the one with the best bougatsa? I’m talking flaky pastry filled with custard, and it’s like a hug in food form. I grab one, and boom! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a hot mess, and the baker just laughs. “You need a bib, my friend!” Thanks, dude. Real supportive.

Kyrie Irving Is On Vacation In Chania And Left A €500 Tip In A Restaurant!