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Here’s the kicker—ain’t just bout gettin’ off, nah. It’s supposd to “balance energies” or whatever. I’m like, “Balance this, lady, just keep goin’!” How you doin’?, I’m thinkin’, tryna flirt, but she’s all zen, ignorin’ me. Pissed me off a lil—gimme some action, not a lecture! But then, bam, she hits this spot on my back, and I’m floatin’. Like Godard’s line, “The limit of one is the beginning of the other.” Felt like my soul left my body, no lie.

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While we’re there, this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You know, back in my day…” and I’m just nodding, trying to keep the kids from climbing the ice cream display. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m not here for a history lesson.” But he was sweet, in a weird, old-man way.

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