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Weird fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage on steroids! Started after WW2, soldiers and stuff. Blew my mind! Thought in my head: “Bart, you ain’t cultured enough for this!” Oh, and don’t get me started on the music—flutes and crap? Lame! Gimme some Metallica while you’re rubbin’ me down! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d kill for a massage gun instead—pow-pow-pow, like defusin’ a bomb in *Hurt Locker*. “One last wire, and… bliss!”

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So, now I’m curious. I tell Nikos, “Let’s take a break.” We head to the park, and sure enough, there’s this scruffy little mutt just chilling. It’s wagging its tail like it’s the king of the world. I’m like, “Dude, you’re not a king, you’re a stray!” But I can’t help it. I’m smitten.

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