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I got happy as a clam when this gal matched me—hotter’n a Texas summer! But dang, some folks catfish worse’n a cartoon villain. "I’m not sayin’ she’s a killer," like Gyllenhaal’d say, "but I ain’t sleepin’ over!" Made me madder’n a wet hen when one dude—yep, dude—sent me pics I didn’t order. Misunderestimation of the century, pal!

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So, I wake up, sun’s shining, birds chirping. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, life had other plans. I head out to the fields, my flock in tow. But guess what? One of my sheep, Baa-bette (yeah, I name my sheep, don’t judge), decides to play Houdini. She bolts down Rue de l’Église like she’s in a race. I’m sprinting after her, yelling, “Baa-bette, come back!”

9 dead, 2 missing after fire causes France vacation home to collapse