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So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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I keep goin’, tryin’ to shake it off. I hit up the market on Place de la République. Man, the smells! Fresh bread, pastries, and oh, the cheese! I could live off that stuff. I grab a baguette, and I’m feelin’ like a king. But then, I see this old lady struggling with her bags. I’m like, “Hey, let me help ya!” She’s all grateful, and I’m feelin’ like a hero for a sec.

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