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About Paris

So, tips—hit the shady spots, bars, alleys—X posts’d tell ya where, if ya dig. Watch the cops tho, they’re buzzkills. Makes me happy seein’ ‘em outsmart the system—stickin’ it to the man! HAHA! Oh, and fun bit—some old brothels had secret tunnels, escape routes—how badass is that? I’d exaggerate, say they’re ninjas, but nah, just clever gals.

Dude, the neighborhoods are a mix of artsy and laidback. I love cruising down Avenue du Bonheur – the name’s funny cuz it’s true: happiness is literally around the corner from your favorite massage puff, err, spot. I had a huge laugh once when a client said my kneads were like a melody (Toni said “life’s all about the unexpected symphony,” right?) haha! But seriously, my job makes me see how every cracked cobble or graffiti wall tells its own story.

1er REG + 2e REG: Sainte Barbe 2017