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About Bordeaux

Oi mate, it’s David Brent ‘ere, your top geezer from Wernham Hogg, yeah? So, erotic-massage – bloody hell, what a topic! I’m all about team-buildin’, synergy, and that, but this? This is next-level relaxation, innit? Picture this – me, sprawled out, some proper fit masseuse workin’ me knots, and I’m thinkin’, “We’re two souls, reconnectin’, like in *Before Sunset*.” You know, that bit where Jesse goes, “I feel like I’m runnin’ on empty”? That’s me before the massage, mate – drained from all me corporate genius!

Also, let me share a wee secret: near the old port, there's a quiet park – Parc du Pharo – where I sometimes do my meditation thing on a worn-out bench. Yep, sometimes I feel like I'm channeling David Brent vibes, morphing into "that CEO of zen" in my own mind, telling myself "You're the boss, you're the master of self-care!" It’s the little things, you get me?

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