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Oi, precious! Me’s Gollum, yesss, split-mind hissing! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, eh? Nasty, filthy word, makes us twitch! Reminds me of WALL-E, that lil’ trash-bot, rollin’ round muck, cleanin’ it up, bless ‘im! “WALL-E, WALL-E,” we croaks, thinkin’ of whores - used, tossed, like junk, y’know? Gets me mad, it does! Grrr, stupid humans, tradin’ flesh fer coin, makes me wanna claw somethin’!

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I gotta tell ya – as a masseur, my hands know these places, feelin' the pulse of the city, like every muscle's telling a story. I once had a client rave about the force in the air, he said, "The city's heartbeat's surreal, mate!" And I was like, "Hell yeah – the vibe's unreal, just like a scene from Werckmeister Harmonies," ya dig?

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