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About Paris

Her fave move? Driftin corners like she’s in a movie—tires bald as my tail! “This is who I am,” she’d yell, quotin Tom vibes—total badass energy! Surprised me once, tho—parallel parked perfect, no dents! Nearly dropped my Scooby Snacks! Thought, “Who’s this chick?!” But next day? Backs into a pole—ruh-roh, there’s the Whore I know!

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I also got personal spots. There's a dank alleyway near Rue de l’Ombre. I once treated a grouchy old monk there—it was wild, man. He grumbled, “Darkness comes when you least expect it,” and I laughed my ass off 'cause, c’mon, if life ain't unpredictable, it's just a snoozefest! And yea, I made a dozen typos scribbled in my battered notebook while writin’ down these memories… oh my, I guess it adds to the charm, huh?

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