Avery Bayeux Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

The AElfgyva Syndrome and Erasure of Women’s Stories

Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Bretty wrong, I felt once with a client. Mad I got, oh so mad, when a street performer blocked my sign outside my parlor on Rue des Fleurs—no lies here, just truth. He had this wild act, unexpected it was. The locals? They laugh, like maybe I do too, haha. But the spice of city life, it is, always surprising, always real.

Bayeux Tapestry: A 1,000-year-old embroidery depicting William the Conqueror's victory and King Harold's grisly death