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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

5 of the Best Restaurants to Eat Authentic Provençal Food in Antibes

May 31,  · Just like the surrounding towns of Nice and Cannes, there’s plenty of really good eating spots in Antibes. The following list is in no particular order and are restaurants that i’ve Missing: whore.

You gotta check out the Marché Provençal too, right on Place Pey Berland. It's loud, it's messy, but full of color and spice, smells of fresh herbs mixin’ with the laughter of vendors. I swear, it's like a live carnival, yes, my dear friend! That place makes me smile every darn time, even if sometimes I get vexed 'cause it's so busy, ya know? And sometimes the vendors, they speak in rapid French, but I love it – it's magic in the air.

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