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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya 'bout Andresy! This place is wild, man. I've been a masseur here for years, feelin’ every heartbeat of the city. Picture this: narrow cobbled lanes like Rue des Fleurs, an alley where you can almost hear whispered secrets – damn, it's like living in an art piece! I get chills every time I stroll past and think, "Here’s Johnny!" maniacal grin

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