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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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I zoom past the Parc de la Mairie. It’s usually peaceful, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids screaming and running around. I mean, can’t they just chill for a sec? I’m trying to enjoy the morning! But then I see this little girl with a balloon, and she’s smiling so big. It’s contagious! I can’t help but smile back. Kids, man. They get it.

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