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So, picture this—some dimly lit room, candles flickerin’, oil slicker’n a politician’s handshake. Hands slidin’ everywhere, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. It’s legit therapy, sorta—gets them knots out, but also, y’know, *revs the engine*. Little known fact: in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru massage”—slippery seaweed gel, butt-naked bodies glidin’ like eels. Sounds freaky, right? Freaked me out first time I heard it! But damn, it’s popular—folks swear it’s next-level bliss. Me? I’d probly slip off the table, bust my ass, then sue somebody. Clumsy as shit, that’s me.

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Préparation baoburger, on coupe le pain, on toast le pain avec 1 peu de beurre, on met les steaks à cuire, 1 peu de poivre, 1 peu de sel, on se.

We end up wandering down Rue de la Gare, and I spot this perfect little spot by the river. The water’s glistening, and I’m like, “This is it!” Lucas is still nervous, but I’m hyping him up. “C’mon, man! You got this!”

The Caillebotte house, the painter's family estate with its immense park, in Yerres (91)