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Like, check this—dude I met last week, total catfish! Profile says six-foot, ripped, shows up lookin’ like a soggy sausage roll. Ruh-roh! I’m pissed, right? Wasted my night! But then this chick last month—woof, she was fire! Met her on Tinder, she’s all “let’s skip the bullshit,” and we’re bangin’ by midnight. Made me happy as a pup with a bone! Sex-dating’s a gamble, man—sometimes ya score, sometimes ya flop.

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Finally, I grab some stinky cheese (the good kind) and a baguette. I’m feeling a bit better. But then, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, cheese in hand, trying not to eavesdrop. But it’s hard! The guy’s like, “You never listen!” and the girl’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Man, relationships are tough.”

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