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So, I’m all hyped—cringey optimism alert—cause who doesn’t love a good massage with a *twist*? I mean, I’d be like, “Sorta, kinda, wanna touch ya!”—straight from the movie, baby! Last week, I googled it—18 typos later, oops—and found out some parlors get shady. Made me mad, ya know? Ruins the chill vibe! But when it’s legit? Oh man, happy vibes all day! Stress gone, shoulders loose, and maybe a sneaky wink from the masseuse—haha, “That’s what she said!”

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First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I’m talkin’ full-on mane. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, King of the Jungle?” He laughs, but then he says he wants a trim. A TRIM? Bro, you need a whole shearing! But hey, I’m a pro, so I get to work. Halfway through, he starts talkin’ about the Vittel water. You know, the fancy stuff? He’s all like, “It’s the best in the world!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s just water.” But whatever, I nod and keep snippin’.

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