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About Lille

Anyways, she’s slidin’ her hands all slow-like, and I’m thinkin’, “This is too good, Marge, too good!” Kinda reminded me of that scene where Gustave goes, “You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse!”—’cept it’s me, feelin’ civilized with every slippery touch. I was HAPPY, like, floatin’ on a cloud happy. But then—ugh, get this—she cranked the heat too high! My skin’s redder than Homer’s butt after eatin’ chili, and I’m all, “Lady, I’m not a freakin’ lobster!” Made me so mad I coulda screamed, “Hmm… turn it down, ya nitwit!”

Aux alentours

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First off, I decided to hit up the local market. You know, the one by the Place de la Mairie? It’s got that vibe, ya know? Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that jazz. I’m strolling through, feeling artsy, when I spot this old dude selling the weirdest paintings. Like, I’m talking abstract stuff that looks like a toddler went wild with finger paints. I’m like, “Dude, what’s this?” He just grins and says, “Art is in the eye, man.” I’m like, “Yeah, but my eye’s kinda confused right now.” 😂

Colette’s Burgundy (Published 2019)