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About Lyon

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—YOU SHALL NOT PASS!—and I’ve got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute, right? Picture this: me, staff in hand, trudgin’ through Middle-earth, but nah, I’m in some dodgy alley, lookin’ for a lass to hire. Why? Cos sometimes even wizards need a break, innit? My fave flick’s *Inside Out*—you know, that Pete Docter gem from 2015—where Joy’s all “Take her to the moon for me!” and Sadness is draggin’ her feet. That’s me, searchin’ for a prossie, emotions all over the shop.

The Palace of Popes (Palais des Papes)

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So, I get to my first appointment. I’m working with this awesome kid, super bright but needs a bit of help navigating the world. We’re at the Place du Palais, and it’s buzzing with life. I’m trying to explain some stuff, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” But then, he cracks a smile, and I’m like, “YES! We’re getting somewhere!”

Short break in Avignon, France