Audrey Villeneuve D'ascq Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Paris

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Then, I’m walking past the Parc du Héron. Beautiful spot, right? But today, it’s packed with families. Kids running everywhere, screaming, and I’m just trying to enjoy the view. I see this little kid, maybe 5 or 6, chasing a duck. I’m thinking, “Dude, that duck’s gonna fly away!” And guess what? It does! The kid trips, falls, and starts crying. I can’t help but laugh a bit. I mean, come on! Ducks 1, Kid 0.

Photos: Akron's LeBron James at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics with USA Basketball