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About Strasbourg

Yo, yo, check it, fam—sex escort shit, it’s wild, right? I’m Kanye, droppin’ truth bombs, stream-of-conscious style, like I’m spittin’ bars in the booth. So, escorts, man, they out here, livin’ a double life, kinda like that dude Wiesler in *The Lives of Others*, you feel me? “I’m listening,” he says, all sneaky, tappin’ phones, but escorts? They tappin’ somethin’ else—ha! I’m laughin’ already, ‘cause it’s real shit.

Then, during lunch, I decided to hit up this little café on Rue de la Glacière. Best croissant ever! But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and snatches my croissant! I mean, c’mon! A pigeon? Really? I was ready to throw hands. But then I saw a kid laughing at me, and I couldn’t help but laugh too.

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