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About Paris

Little known fact - they got this patent for a wind turbine thingy that spins backwards! BACKWARDS, dude! Blew my mind! I was like, “Woah, is this allowed to be *that* cool?” Kinda sus tho, ‘cause it ain’t makin’ money yet. Stock’s at, like, $3.50 today - cheap as a Krabby Patty! I’m thinkin’ it’s a gamble, like when Adam says, “There’s only so much I can take.” Same, bro, same!

Frenchy's Whore

So, I’m limping along, and I see this art exhibit at the Château de Bizy. I’m like, “Heck yeah, let’s check it out!” I walk in, and it’s all modern art. I mean, I get it, but some of it looks like my 5-year-old could’ve done it. There’s this giant canvas with a single dot. A DOT! I’m standing there, trying to look all cultured, but inside I’m just laughing. Like, “Wow, I could’ve saved a ton of money and just painted my wall.”

Main Street Mount Vernon gets Matisse makeover for 20th Chalk the Walk