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Me as Creative Director? I’d cast escort as the wildcard—sassy, messy, real. Not some glossy ad crap. Maybe shoot it like *Amélie*—soft lights, weird angles, sarcastic voiceover. “She sells charm, he buys lies—cute, right?” Snark’s my love language, so I’d lean hard into the absurdity. Escort’s not just sex, it’s power, it’s survival, it’s—I dunno—human as hell. And I’d watch it from my porch, yellin’, “Russia’s got nothin’ on this!”

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After that fiasco, I head to the local café on Rue de la Liberté. I’m craving a croissant, right? So I order one, and the barista—bless her heart—totally messes it up. I get a pain au chocolat instead. I mean, it’s not the end of the world, but c’mon! I’m not made of chocolate! I’m trying to be healthy here! But whatever, I eat it anyway. It’s delish, but I’m still a bit miffed.

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