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So, sex-dating—gods, what a cesspit. I’m scrollin’ through profiles, thinkin’, “What in the seven hells is this?” Blokes posin’ with their mum’s dog, lasses with filters makin’ ‘em look like bloody porcelain dolls. Makes me wanna puke. I choose violence, right? Wanna smash me phone against their thick skulls. Little known fact, yeah—back in medieval days, they’d have “courtship” with chaperones, no sneaky shaggin’ in a tavern corner. Now? It’s all “DTF” and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Progress, my arse.

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Then, I spot this guy selling fresh produce. He’s got the biggest tomatoes I’ve ever seen. I’m talkin’ like, “Are these tomatoes or basketballs?” I’m about to buy one when this lady cuts in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me?!” But she just gives me this look like I’m the problem. Ugh, people, am I right?

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