Penelope Varennes Vauzelles Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know prostiution’s been around since, like, forever? Babylonians had temple gals—sacred hookers! Wild, right? Makes me think—history’s just one big hustle. Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, not buyin’, just vibin’. She tells me ‘bout this one john—fancy suit, rolls up in a Benz—tipped her a hundred extra just to sing “Happy Birthday.” I laugh my ass off—rich folks are nuts! “Billionaires should not exist!” I yell, shakin’ my fist, and she nods like, “Preach, old man!”

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So I’m like, whatever, I’ll just hit up the boulangerie on Rue de la Liberté. I get there, and the line is out the door! I mean, c’mon people, it’s just bread! But I wait. I’m patient, right? Finally get my pain au chocolat, and it’s warm and gooey. Sweet victory! But then, I spill coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great.

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