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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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So, I’m back on the streets, and I decide to stroll down Rue des Écoles. It’s a quiet street, perfect for a little reflection. But then, I hear this loud music. I follow the sound, and bam! There’s a street festival! People dancing, food stalls everywhere, and I’m like, “This is what I’m talkin’ about!”

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