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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, y’know, bumbling glazier by day—*trips over imaginary toolbox*—oops, heh, right, sexual-massage, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, blimey, it’s all slippery hands, innit? Like, oof, rub-a-dub, bit o’ oil, *mimes slipping off chair*—whoopsie! Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by ol’ Peckham—shady geezer winks, “Massage, mate?” I’m like, *nervous giggle*, nah, ta, got windows to fix! But, cor, sexual-massage, it’s proper ancient, yeah? Romans did it, dirty sods—called it “frictio,” fancy that! Bet they’d slap oil on like, *slaps thigh, slips*—argh, steady on!

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First stop, Rue de la République. I’m there, ready to check out this massive oak. I mean, this tree is a beast! But guess what? Some dude’s parked his car right under it. Like, c’mon man, you really think that’s a good idea? I’m standing there, shaking my head, thinking, “What’s next? A picnic under a falling rock?”

2e REP celebrated Saint Michel Day 2012