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So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Pierre pops in. He’s all excited, talkin’ about the beach. “Dude, you gotta see the waves today!” I’m like, “Yeah, but I got work.” But he’s persistent. So, I’m thinkin’, “Why not?” I close up shop for a bit and head to the beach.

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