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I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

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After that, I head back to my shop. I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside. But guess what? The old dude is back! He’s like, “Did you fix it?” I’m like, “Not yet, man!” But he’s all impatient. I swear, I could see smoke coming outta his ears. I finally get it working, and he’s all smiles. I’m like, “See? Patience is a virtue!”

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