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So, sex-dating’s like, hookin’ up fast, no strings, just vibes. I’m talkin’ apps, chats, steamy pics—bam! Met this one dude online once, said he’s a “sea prince,” turned out he’s just a jellyfish with a selfie stick! Made me laugh so hard I snorted pineapple juice! But real talk, it’s tricky waters, mateys. Ya gotta watch for catfish—ugh, hate ‘em! One time, this chick said she’s a mermaid, but nah, just a barnacle with filters. Pissed me off, like, “I’m not here to play Goofy Goober hide’n’seek!”

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my sketchbook and head out. First stop? Rue de la République. It’s like the heart of Trelissac, full of life. I’m sittin’ there, doodlin’ away, when this old dude walks by. He’s got a beret and a baguette. Classic, right? I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the stereotype!” He just chuckles and keeps walkin’.

South African Pieter Morton leaves Abu Dhabi Harlequins to join French side Trelissac