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Ever tried it, doc? I did once—total accident! Pal said “massage,” forgot the “sexual” part. Walked in, lights dim, music all sexy-like—thought I’d stumbled into a cartoon burlesque! Hands roamin’, I’m sweatin’ bullets, thinkin’ “This ain’t Acme brand relaxation!” Got mad at first—false advertisin’! But then, woah, tension melted—pure bliss, doc! “We’re all alon in our own world,” like Yang’s movie says, and that’s it—me, the table, them magic fingers.

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56 Rue Antoine Sartorio, Tournon-sur-Rhône, France. Get directions; Call to book. Website. Back. Services. Deep Tissue Massage. Foot Massage. Sports Massage. Swedish .

I’m cruisin’ down the street, and suddenly, BAM! A pigeon decides to take a dump right on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my morning! I’m flailing my arms, cursing like a sailor, and people are just staring. I mean, come on, it’s Tournon! You’d think they’d be used to a guy losing it over a bird bomb.

24 beautiful photos of the Rhone that will make you want to go on a river cruise