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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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So, I get back to my workshop, and I’m all set to throw some pots. I’m feeling the vibe, you know? But then, my neighbor, Marie, decides it’s the perfect time to blast her music. I mean, I love a good tune, but not when I’m trying to concentrate! It was some weird techno stuff that made my head spin. I was like, “Marie, please! I’m trying to create art here!”

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