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Oh, and the typos—sue me, I’m typin’ fast, oil on my fingers, chaos in my veins! It’s ertoic-massage, not rocket science—tho rockets could learn a thing or two! Smug lil’ secret: some parlors hide cams—not cool, not Loki-approved. Reminds me of Haneke’s “you feel it too,” that creepy watchin’ feelin’. Keep it legit, folks—consent’s king!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. Everyone’s runnin’ for cover, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ like a maniac. I mean, it’s Tarbes, right? A little rain never hurt nobody. I see this old lady, she’s got an umbrella, and she’s givin’ me the side-eye. I’m like, “What? You think I’m scared of a little water?”

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